I took Tylenol PM last night due to a migraine headache and I was "hungover" from it half the day. The stuff works by knocking you out like an Evander Holyfield punch to the jaw...or four.
One minute you're writhing on the sofa with a pain in your head that feels like Rosie O'Donnell has taken up residence in your frontal lobe...you're watching late late night infomercials about colon cleansers because you can't sleep and even the prospect of lifting your thumb to the remote control to change the channel seems pain inducing... and the next you're waking up 6 hours later with a kink in your neck from Hell, a pool of slobber under your cheek the size of Loch Ness, your children poking you with sharp objects to see if you're still breathing and a fog in your head that just won't go away.
If you've ever had pain so horrible you've begged someone to knock you out -- Buy a bottle.
I propose the following name change for this product:
I mean...what do they put in this stuff, anyway?
Rohypnol?
Chloral hydrate?
Liquid Lawrence Welk reruns?
6 comments:
I've been there. You ONLY take 1 Tylenol PM. If you take 2, you're worthless the next day.
Yeah, and don't ever mistake them for aspirin and take three.
You're comatose for at least six weeks.
lol yea that stuff is powerful :) you got my bob vote :)
diphenhydramine hangovers suck!!!
You'd also like Mydol then, that stuff made me loose all feeling in my feet for about 2 days. Never again.. It was freaky.
Hi Diva,
Hilarious. Especially liquid Lawrence Welk.
I'm glad I found you BE.
E. Peevie
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