So, the hubster and I just returned from Las Vegas. We had a splendid, romantic, relaxing and rather entertaining time.
Over the years, Las Vegas has been popularly known as: "The City of Lights", "Sin City", "The Entertainment Capitol of the World" and people from all over the world know the phrases "Viva Las Vegas!" and "Vegas, Baby!"
After spending 4 days walking around and viewing the scene, I have a list of new nickname/slogan suggestions for Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce to consider for their next marketing campaign:
Viva Las Is-It-Hot-Outside-Or-Am-I-Menopausal?!
What-Day-Is-It City
The Yard Long Frozen Margarita Capitol of the World
Bankruptcy, Baby!
Viva Las I-Can't-Feel-My-Ass-I've-Been-Sitting-At-This-Nickel-Slot-Machine-Six-Hours!
Crabs, Baby!
The-Price-Of-This-Dinner-Entree-Must-Include-A-Hooker City
The City of Mile Long Cab Lines
Viva Las Herpes!
The Mexican-Hooker-Card-Flicker-Dude Capitol of the World
The City of Missing and Exploited Kneecaps
Grandpa Needs a New Pair of Depends, Baby!
Viva Las I-Just-Lost-My-Kids-College-Fund-At-Blackjack!
Just-$100-More-At-Black-Jack-And-I-Can-Win-It-All-Back, Baby!
The City of Light Wallets
4 comments:
Hmm...I'm guessing that wasn't a paid post for that online sightseeing tour company the rest of us have all been plugging. Laughs!
Thanks for coming by and commenting on Roxiticus Desperate Housewives and all of your Battle of the Blogs votes...I frequently have the same problem with the visual verification and other stuff when commenting, especially when visiting through BlogExplosion.Other BlogExplosion members tell me to "close frame" but I always forget and let my computer freeze up instead.
Have a terrific night!
Roxy
Vegas! Woo!
About the thumbnail you mentioned, I've been part of this place for six months or more and haven't gotten one yet. :(
Hey, Diva!
Here to vote for you again in your Wednesday night Battle of the Blogs!
All the best,
Roxy
Ha! Oh, those are just too funny! =D
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