Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Master Cleanse/Lemonade Diet - Day 3

I am so proud of my diva self for surving to Day 3 of this cleanse. I feel pretty congested in the sinuses today, I have a sore throat and I woke up with a headache this morning, but I'm still cranking along.

After that dratted salt wash -- yes, I still hate drinking that nasty brine -- the headache has eased up and I've started to feel a bit brighter in the mind. Since yesterday afternoon, I have been slow and feeling a bit drugged.

All that is coming out now is yellow water... I must be getting clean inside. I think, by the time this is through, I'll be as bright and shiny in the intestinal tract as my 18 month old baby! Speaking of my baby, if this dang constant peeing thing keeps up, I'm going to start borrowing his diapers like a crazy astronaut on a cross country drive to confront my romantic rival -- only I won't carry around the wig, duct tape and stun gun.

I'm two pounds down today again... WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!! I can't tell you how happy that makes me. Two pounds per day is a beautiful thing, and an added bonus to cleaning out and detoxing my body!

I'm heading out for a wog with the baby jogging stroller to try to expedite the weight loss, even though I really don't feel like it.

I'm also still having occasional racing thoughts about a ravenous rendezvous with a bucket of carbs, but they seem to be getting better now.

Live fierce!
The Diva

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